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Best #FriFoto Surprises + How to Caress a Clam

April 18, 2014 By VoyageVixens Leave a Comment

This week’s theme of the Friday Twitter phenomenon? #Frifoto surprises. And Bellingham, Washington delivered many – from a bawdy brothel tour to a naughty creature of the sea.

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Here’s the back story of our #FriFoto Surprises photo:

An oyster shucker from Taylor Shellfish Farms asked, “You ready to give it a whirl?” With eyes wide with shock (and horror) as took in the strange shape of the world’s largest burrowing clam, Lindsay shook her head furiously. Usually the gung-ho one (or insane, depending on how you look at) between the two of us, Lindsay piped up, “I’m not, but Lanee will!” I shoot her a look, sigh, and say, “Well, it’s not everyday you get to caress a clam.”

I was given only one piece of advice in handling the geoduck (pronounced gooey-duck): be careful, it gets excited.

Huh? I had no idea what that meant and grabbed the clam by its ‘horns’ and pointed the world’s most phallic food in Lindsay’s direction.

She screamed. SQUIRT! Out shot a powerful stream of water. We both screamed!

“Apparently he likes you,” the shucker chuckled.

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Surprise, surprise….not only does the geoduck ‘grow’ (and shrink) but it also squirts waters randomly!

And for more on what we deemed as the world’s most x-rated food on the planet, here’s a little video describing what you’re in store when you handle a geoduck:

This is the first time the Voyage Vixens have done a blog post on #Frifoto, but since we love the concept of worldwide photo sharing , we’ll be doing a post every few weeks, telling a wee story about our #frifoto submission and picking a few of our favorites that captured the week’s theme.

Favorite picks that either made us laugh, shocked us or personified the emotion surprise:

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Filed Under: INSPIRE, Travel News Tagged With: #frifotos, bellingham geoduck, featured, geoduck photos

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